Woo!

Amber Is The Color Of My Energy.

I wish I could just get out of here forever, I don’t want to worry about what they think of me anymore, I don’t want to have to ask permission to hang out with the one I love, I just want to be with him always, he makes all these problems disappear and makes me feel important, he builds me up when they try to break me down, when’s college again?

girldwarf:

once my English professor gave a girl a clean, flat F on her paper because throughout the whole paper, she kept calling Black people in Britain “African-Americans”

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topgunphantom:

I made it! Sooo good. 🐐 on We Heart It.

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

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ashketchurn:

i’m tired 8 days a week

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dutchster:

why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators

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magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

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snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

edgebug:

tricksterer:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

you are satan

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